Wouldn’t
you like a do-over on your Todd Gurley pick or, heaven forbid, Adrian Peterson?
Maybe let Allen Robinson slide right by and take Mike Evans instead? Figured
Jamaal Charles would be lighting it up for you by now?
Yeah, not
so much.
That’s
right, friends. It’s time for our semi-annual exercise in self-flagellation,
when we reflect back two short months on what could have been had we made all
the right moves during our preseason draft. Step right up for The
Perfect Draft 2.0: Midseason Review.
First,
let’s review our parameters. We will draft from the middle (fifth) position in
a 10-team non-keeper league using a standard scoring system that starts one
quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, and one flex, tight end,
kicker and team defense. Since all drafts play out differently, we’ll need a
little luck along the way. And, as always, our goal is nothing short of total
domination and the abject humiliation of our opponents.
Now,
with the fifth pick of the 2016 Perfect Draft, we should have selected…
Round
1: David Johnson, RB,
Cardinals. Johnson is the leader at the turn for Fantasy MVP honors. Even on
the two occasions when he’s been shut down on the ground, Johnson has made up
for it as a receiver. Only Julio Jones and Ezekiel Elliott have similarly lived
up to their first-round draft status.
Round
2: Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers. If you can’t have Julio or A.J.
Green, Evans is your guy. His six receiving TDs are tied for the league’s lead.
Round
3: T.Y. Hilton, WR, Colts. Unlike most seasons, there hasn’t been a
receiver who’s come out of nowhere to flirt with elite status, though Terrelle
Pryor has made some noise. So if you wanted two top-shelf wideouts, like Evans
and Hilton, you’d better have used premium picks on them.
Round
4: Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers.
Despite his rough outing on Sunday, Olsen still sets the pace at his position.
Round
5: DeMarco Murray, RB, Titans. Thought he was all washed up after
his horrific tenure in Philly? Yeah, me too.
Round
6: Melvin Gordon, RB, Chargers. After a rookie season in which he
failed to reach the end zone, Gordon’s 10 combined TDs lead the league among non-QBs.
Round
7: Tom Brady, QB, Patriots. Draft him and stash him till Week 5,
then buckle up for the ride.
Round
8: Marvin Jones, WR, Lions. For a brief stretch, Jones was the
leading wideout in Fantasyland. He’s trailed off significantly since then, but
let’s keep him off our opponent’s roster just out of spite.
Round
9: Michael Crabtree,
WR, Raiders. Like Evans, Crabtree has become a TD machine. He’s an integral
part of Oakland’s potent passing attack that is just starting to hit its stride.
Round
10: LeGarrette Blount, RB, Patriots. Need a touchdown? Just
stick the ball in Blount’s hands and enjoy. He’d be even more valuable if Brady
wasn’t so selfish in the red zone.
Round
11: Martellus Bennett, TE, Patriots. His production has come
in spurts, but Bennett nevertheless ranks among the elites at the halfway
point.
Round
12: Tevin Coleman, RB, Falcons. Coleman would probably never make
it off our bench, but we’d wish we had started him in several games prior to
his Week 7 hamstring injury. Don’t be surprised if he makes another strong push
for starting consideration down the stretch.
Round
13: Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons. How did we let him drop this far? In
his ninth year, Matty Ice has been the most prolific passer in the league over
the first half of the season. But beware the dreaded second-half slump.
Round
14: Vikings defense/special teams. We’d
have to grab Denver’s unit several rounds earlier, so we’ll “settle” for
Minnesota’s ball-hawking defense here.
Round
15: Spencer Ware, RB, Chiefs. Ware was putting up Top 10 stats
until he suffered a concussion on Sunday.
Round
16: Mike Wallace, WR,
Ravens. Though he hasn’t scored since Week 2, Wallace has been much more
consistent than in previous seasons. Still, he’ll rarely get to see the field
on our perfect team.
Round
17: Matt Bryant, K, Falcons. Want the best fantasy kicker? Pick the
guy on the highest-scoring team. It’s simple, really.
If it
makes you feel any better, the final Perfect Draft roster will likely see
plenty of turnover. It always does.
WAIVER WIRE PICKS AND PANS
To win a fantasy championship,
it helps to start with a great draft. But filling in your roster throughout the
season with the right free agents is also important. Here's a look at players
worth considering, and others who would look better in someone else's lineup.
Catch ‘em while you
can
Tim Hightower,
RB, Saints. Mark Ingram was benched after fumbling for the second consecutive
game, and Hightower promptly posted the Saints’ first 100-yard rushing game of
the season. Against the Seahawks, no less. We don’t know how long Ingram will
be in the doghouse, but Hightower is a must-add for his owners at the very
least.
Charcandrick West, RB, Chiefs. There’s a very good chance West will start in Week 9
against the lowly Jaguars run defense, with Spencer Ware now in the concussion
protocol. Jamaal Charles’ surgically repaired knee still isn’t right, and the
news keeps getting more worrisome for him. That leaves West as the next man up
in the Chiefs’ run-heavy offense. He’s had his moments in the past, and there’s
every reason to think he can perform well again.
Derrick Henry, RB, Titans. DeMarco Murray is “day-to-day” with a toe he injured on
Thursday night, though it doesn’t appear to be serious enough to sideline him
in Week 9. That said, it’s a helpful reminder that Henry is just a play away
from being the lead horse in a very productive stable.
Don’t be fooled
Nick Foles, QB,
Chiefs. Alex Smith is almost certainly going to miss the team’s next game after
two hard hits to the head on Sunday. Foles stepped in and performed well
against the sorry Colts defense and he’ll draw the equally inept Jaguars next.
But while Foles can be a capable backup, it’s been three years since he pleased
any fantasy owner.
Jamison Crowder, WR, Redskins. I actually think Crowder is a worthy add, given that he
has arguably become the most effective wideout in the Redskins’ receiving
corps. However, he’s heading into the bye, and the Vikings are up in Week 10.
Unless your bench is bottomless, he’s not worth stashing for two weeks.
J.J. Nelson,
WR, Cardinals. Sunday’s two-touchdown performance was a career-best for the
second-year wideout. But Arizona’s passing attack is still off-kilter, and
Nelson benefitted from Michael Floyd’s inaction. Floyd and his fellow WRs will
have the bye week to heal up, and Nelson should return to his tertiary role
thereafter.