In a perfect fantasy world, my starting lineup this season
would feature Andrew Luck, Adrian Peterson, Jamaal Charles, Odell Beckham, Jr.,
Calvin Johnson, Antonio Brown and Rob Gronkowski. That would be the same perfect
world in which every lottery ticket I buy is a winner, Kate Hudson stalks me and
every time I drink a six-pack, my six-pack gets more ripped.
Alas, since our fellow owners are unlikely to cede the
entire first round to us, we’ll simply have to work smarter to assemble the
most dominant team in our league. Our challenge, therefore, is to secure the
best value in each round, methodically building a roster that will soar from
Week 1, withstand an injury to one or two key players and peak during the
fantasy playoffs.
With that lofty goal in mind, I’ve analyzed the average
draft position (ADP) of each player from multiple fantasy sites to determine
the best pick in each round – resulting in my oft-imitated, always-controversial,
yet magically delicious Perfect Draft.
As always, we start with a few key assumptions. First, we’re
in a 10-team non-keeper league using a standard scoring system that starts one quarterback,
two running backs, three wide receivers, and one tight end, kicker and team defense.
Second, we are drafting from the middle (fifth) position in a snake format, meaning
we won’t have a shot at AP or Charles. Third, since all drafts play out differently,
we’ll need a little luck along the way. Finally, our goal is nothing short of
total domination and the abject humiliation of our opponents.
Now, with the fifth pick of the 2015 Perfect Draft, we
select…
Round 1. Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks. He was our “perfect” first rounder last year, and he didn’t
disappoint. Beast Mode remains a formidable force on a talented, run-centric,
perennial Super Bowl contender.
Round 2. Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions. It’s hard to believe Megatron has been falling to the
mid-second round; but if he lands in your lap, raise your hands and scream
“Hallelujah!” Beckham, Jr. and Gronkowski, if they somehow slide, are even
better options.
Round 3. Justin
Forsett, RB, Ravens. He won’t elicit any oohs and aahs, but Forsett is an
underrated workhorse in an offense that will lean heavily on the run once
again. He’s money at the goal line and he’s expected to be used more in the
passing game (ala Matt Forte) in Mark Trestman’s offense. If he’s gone, snag Brandin
Cooks or Emmanuel Sanders.
Round 4. Drew Brees,
QB, Saints. This is simply too much value to ignore in this round. Brees has
been a Top 3 fantasy passer in seven of the last nine seasons, and never below
sixth during that stretch. His durability and consistency are unparalleled.
Round 5. Todd Gurley, RB, Rams. I’m telling you, if you let him go, you’ll regret it down the
stretch. Gurley is a superstar-in-waiting and all he needs is a little time to
fully heal. Then it’s off to the races. If you miss out on Brees, consider
snagging Gurley in the fourth and take Ben Roethlisberger here.
Round 6. Jarvis
Landry, WR, Dolphins. You can’t go wrong plucking from last year’s rookie WR
class. Ryan Tannehill’s go-to receiver is expected to get more than his fair
share of red-zone targets this season. He’ll be especially valuable in PPR leagues.
Round 7. Arian Foster,
RB, Texans. Imagine the conundrums you’ll have deciding which two backs to
start once Foster and Gurley are healthy. Your competitors will wish they had
such problems. If he’s gone, go with the Lions’ promising rookie RB, Ameer
Abdullah.
Round 8. Davante
Adams, WR, Packers. He’s been soaring up draft boards following the
season-ending injury to Jordy Nelson and the current worries over Randall Cobb’s
shoulder. There’s no doubt Adams will be a busy man in the Packers’ aerial
attack.
Round 9. Jordan Cameron, TE, Dolphins. He was an elite tight end in
Cleveland just two seasons ago, but was slowed by concussions in 2014. If he
can avoid any more, Cameron will surely prosper in Miami’s aerial attack.
Round 10. Rams
defense/special teams. They top my rankings this season, but I’d also be
fine waiting until later for the Eagles or Broncos.
Round 11. Michael Floyd, WR, Cardinals. We need some depth at WR, and Floyd is the highest-ranked
wideout on our board. As long as Carson Palmer is under center, Floyd will be
fantasy-worthy.
Round 12. Owen
Daniels, TE, Broncos. What if Peyton Manning gets mixed up and thinks he’s
Julius Thomas? The future Hall of Famer always saves plenty of targets for his
tight ends. Jimmy Graham’s replacement in New Orleans, Josh Hill, is another
intriguing option in later rounds.
Round 13. Carson
Palmer, QB, Cardinals. He could have a monster year given his trio of
receivers, if he can just stay upright. I certainly don’t expect him to play 16
games, but we’ll hopefully only need him in Week 11 during Brees’ bye.
Round 14. Charles
Sims, RB, Buccaneers. This is the point in the draft where offbeat picks
can pay huge dividends. Sims has a very real chance to emerge as the Bucs’
starting tailback, so he’s worth the gamble.
Round 15. Jonas Gray,
RB, Patriots. He’ll get the Week 1 start while LeGarrette Blount serves his
suspension. Gray could parlay that opportunity into a permanent starting gig,
or at least a prominent role in a backfield committee. Either way, he’s worth
the flier.
Round 16. Markus Wheaton, WR, Steelers. The third-year wideout has a golden opportunity to
solidify his status as the No. 2 target in one of the league’s most prolific
offenses while Martavis Bryant serves his four-game suspension. I also
like Rams WR Brian Quick here.
Round 17. Brandon
McManus, K, Broncos. Connor Barth is now a Buc, so the strong-legged
McManus inherits the plum kicking duties for Denver’s offense. The Eagles’ Cody
Parker offers similar upside.
There you have it: A team with firepower at every position
and bench depth with upside galore. We may be short-handed in Week 9, but the
goal isn’t to be undefeated. It’s to win a championship.
Now, go forth and make your draft perfect.